What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:16

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?