What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 06:00

Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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